Your Weekly Horoscope... Again

Hi ppls of Earth! This is your weekly horoscope:
Aries:You're moving at glacial speed on Monday and Tuesday -- which is to say that you're barely moving at all. You're perfectly agreeable, but people have to scale your icy cliffs if they want to reach you -- at least until the middle of the week. On Wednesday, your ice rapidly begins to melt, and it causes a whirlpool of chaos. It's a fun sort of chaos, but on Thursday and Friday, you have so many emails to reply to and so many details to oversee that you can barely keep your head above water. What a crazy week! Saturday and Sunday, whatever you're feeling, let it out.
Taurus:Loyalty means the world to you on Monday, and your friends are as loyal as Labradors. A picnic on Tuesday lifts your spirits. The blue sky, the green grass, friends -- all the great picnic virtues are out in full force. Enjoy it, because Wednesday throws you back into the grind of everyday life: your job, your responsibilities, your bills. On Thursday and Friday, communicating your feelings doesn't occur to you, which is exactly why you should. There's a lot happening, and your pals would like to support you in any way they can. A party is in order this weekend.
Gemini:If there's a chocolate cake sitting on a table somewhere, try this: Let it sit there. See if you can go without it. Overindulgence threatens to get the better of you on Monday and Tuesday. Wednesday through Friday, however, indulge all you want, especially if the indulgence is romantic or social in nature. Splurge on a date. Be the last one at the party. You deserve the best of what the week has to offer. This weekend, a fancy new something-or-other attracts your attention in a shop window, but the money you'd spend on it might be better invested elsewhere.
Cancer:You have great ideas, so it's time to force them on other people. Well, no, don't force them. Your friends are receptive, so just make your ideas known and let them come to fruition through other people's enthusiasm on Monday and Tuesday. Wednesday through Friday is a time of rampant experimentalism, innovative ways of communicating and possibly self-discovery. Just make sure you're communicating what you actually feel. Saturday and Sunday are defined by a sense of new beginning. Your energy will be off the charts.
Leo:Someone who's very proud of their own accomplishments is throwing their weight around on Monday and Tuesday -- barking orders, stomping their feet. While you're happy to regard it as a piece of theater (which is essentially what it represents), it still bugs you. Wednesday through Friday are brilliant days, though, when your friends have you clutching your sides with laughter. Every idea that comes out of your head is worth a million bucks. People are impressed. Saturday and Sunday are more subdued days -- control, modesty and intuition are primary themes. Wrap yourself in a comfy blanket and play music.
Virgo:Travel and philosophy fill your head on Monday and Tuesday. A conversation with a friend seems to last years, as you swing from one topic to the next so effortlessly that you hardly realize how productive you're being. Yes, you're talking things through and unofficially planning goals for yourself. Wednesday through Friday, by contrast, you do everything with purpose. You're careful when communicating -- especially with groups of people, which is never easy. Plus, you smile a lot. Your good mood influences everyone else. Saturday and Sunday, if you need something, don't hesitate to pick up the phone.
Libra:You're a flower on Monday, and you're coming into full bloom. Just make sure someone doesn't reach down and pluck you from the Earth. On Tuesday, stick close to friends. You flowers have to help each other out. Wednesday through Friday are great days -- you get a lot done and have a blast doing it. And, more than that, your head is bursting with ideas about things you want to do in the near future. Keeping so much up in the air somehow motivates you. The weekend may not be as productive as you'd like it to be, but Sunday is so unspeakably nice that you have no reason to complain.
Scorpio:Opposition can be motivating -- it sets things in motion, forces you to get your resources together and inspires you to do your best. Marshal your troops at the beginning of the week, because the more the merrier, power in numbers -- you know the drill. Pull everything together, and you may be surprised at your own victories. Wednesday through Friday, a huge contingency won't be necessary for accomplishing what you need to do. A minor detail calls for the slightest bit of attention, and financial matters should be avoided altogether. On Saturday and Sunday, you're unstoppable, but try not to control everything. And be sure to eat well.
Sagittarius:You need to start being more obvious about your feelings if you want a new romance to bloom! And if there's no current cutie to crush on, then be more romantic toward your very own self! Take yourself out, show yourself a good time, and enjoy the fact that as a solo act you can do whatever you want to do, whenever you want to do it. That freedom is priceless, and it's something you should consciously enjoy more often.
Capricorn:Monday and Tuesday are awesome days -- full of intrigue, fun, romance, pleasure, youth and possibly children, and maybe even excursions into the wilderness. You feel secure on a deep level. An understanding of what's necessary -- and what really matters -- grounds you. This awareness keeps you from throwing your hands in the air and running around like a crazy person when the nuttiness of the second half of the week hits from Wednesday through Friday. You cut right through the insanity like a knife through applesauce. This weekend, unwind. You're needed around the house.
Aquarius:You find something startlingly relevant to your life in the pages of a very old book. Monday and Tuesday are full of these kinds of mysterious messages from the past that seem to echo with present-tense urgency. An elderly relative may call out of the blue, just to talk. Wednesday through Friday represent a radical shift, which may bring on a sizzling affair. You must have a talent for intense, out-of-nowhere romances. Saturday and Sunday return you to the much more ordinary world of family and home. Organizing a drawer full of pictures helps you sort out your feelings.
Pices:Enter all the ingredients you have in your fridge into a recipe search engine and see what you come up with. A home-cooked meal is just the thing you need on Monday or Tuesday. You don't want to do anything too socially or professionally ambitious this week -- not until the weekend. Wednesday through Friday are quiet days, but quiet days hold tremendous potential. Think of all the unfinished projects you have sitting around the house. Or keep ignoring them -- grab a book and just put your feet up. Then, this weekend, when the mood is right, you can put on a shirt, throw some stuff in your hair and go to a party.